Answer:
How can you tell when a mummy has a cold?
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?
People buy me to eat but never eat me
Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk