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What did Physics say to History when they are arguing?
What do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?
Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
How is Europe like a frying pan?
Why shouldn't you stay close to a speaker all the time?
Iβm hard as a rock and as light as a feather. Iβm passed on to one another. Poor people need me and rich people have me.