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A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
A weighty currency.
What kind of car runs on leaves?
Devils, unicorns and goats all share this feature.
What word begins and ends with an 'E' but only has one letter?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?