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Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
How many teenagers does it take to empty the trash, take it out, and put in a new garbage bag?
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
What did the tiger say after eating Jimmy Kimmel and Ellen De Generes?
When is a car not a car?
I am carried by mad animals.