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Where do fish keep their money?
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
What month do all soldiers hate?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?
I am your mother's brother's only brother in law. Who am I?