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How do trees access the internet?
What does a werewolf and a 50 year old woman have in common?
The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine
What can you add to a bucket full of water to make it lighter?
Emily was gossiping with her friends and told them that she was sure Josh was a drunk because she always saw his car parked in front of the bar. Josh overheard this and decided he was going to use his car to get back at her by making everyone think she was easy. How did he do this?
A hole in a pole, though I fill a hole in white. I'm used more by the day, and less by the night.