Answer:
A deep well full of knives
How many teenagers does it take to empty the trash, take it out, and put in a new garbage bag?
What do you call a bear that travels between the north and South Pole?
Commits friendly home invasions one night a year.
It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
An open ended barrel, it is shaped like a hive. It is filled with the flesh, and the flesh is alive!