Answer:
What do you say to comfort an English teacher?
How do you make an egg roll?
What happens to an egg every time you look at it?
What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
If farts are yellow, what color is your burp?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk