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How many teenagers does it take to empty the trash, take it out, and put in a new garbage bag?
What do you call a careful wolf ?
The artistic vandal's best friend.
What does December have that other months don't have?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
I am free the first time and second time but the third time is going to cost you money.