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I have branches yet no leaves trunk or fruit
Emily was gossiping with her friends and told them that she was sure Josh was a drunk because she always saw his car parked in front of the bar. Josh overheard this and decided he was going to use his car to get back at her by making everyone think she was easy. How did he do this?
How many teenagers does it take to empty the trash, take it out, and put in a new garbage bag?
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
It is not your enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
You throw me out when you use me and take me in when you are done.
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What am I?