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A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
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I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
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