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Why do most married men die before their wives?
Wafula was in his vineyard when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?
I am a shimmering field that reaches far. Yet I have no tracks and am crossed without paths.