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What is dirty after washing?
When does an Irish potato change its nationality?
What do spies where on there feet?
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?
What has a head, can't think, but drives?
I never sleep yet sometimes I weep. I can get angry or just be happy. Wherever you go, I will follow. No matter what you do, I will be there. I cannot die. What am I?