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What did addition say to subtraction when they discovered each other on Facebook?
Emily was gossiping with her friends and told them that she was sure Josh was a drunk because she always saw his car parked in front of the bar. Josh overheard this and decided he was going to use his car to get back at her by making everyone think she was easy. How did he do this?
A desert oasis where money magically disappears from your pocket!
Thinkers hold this body part.
Why do turkeys get full on Thanksgiving?
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?