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I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
How tall is a spider?
What begins with a T, Ends with a T, & Has T in it?
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
What part of a fish weighs most?
What is always coming but never arrives?
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What am I?