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Why was the math teacher late to work?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Two birds, trying to balance in one twig.
If a chinese man has to pay, what's his name?
How many rappers would it take to change a lightbulb?
I am carried by mad animals.
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?