Answer:
What did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Something you do with guests at a fancy party hoping to get a legΒ-up in your career.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
I always murmur but never talk. Always run but never walk. I have a bed but never sleep, have a mouth but never speak. What am I?