Answer:
There was a plane crash and every single person died. Who survived?
What becomes white when it is dirty?
You may have to assure your date's dad that you have these kind of intentions.
The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine
What is brown, big and red all over?
I stay where I am when I go off. What am I?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?