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Did you hear about the Giant that threw up?
I have a body but not a neck
What four letters frighten a thief?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What is the only animal without the ability to fly but still does?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
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What am I?