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What do you call a bad interior decorator?
What's red and bad for your teeth?
Why did bob throw a stick of butter?
If you are in Europe and one of your feet is in Germany while the other is in Belgium, then what country would you really be in?
What does a werewolf and a 50 year old woman have in common?
I am a shimmering field that reaches far. Yet I have no tracks and am crossed without paths.