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Everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions but none of them work.
A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites.
What did one wall say to the other?
How did the farmer find his wife?
There was a plane crash and every single person died. Who survived?
I am carried by mad animals.
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?