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Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
Why are mountains funny?
What did the left hand say to the right hand after the test?
Why does Jupiter fart so much?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
I fly to any foreign parts assisted by my spreading wings. My body holds an hundred hearts Nay I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride and then I mend my pace anon.