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How did the farmer find his wife?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
What do elves do after school?
What is old, white, republican, old, white, republican, and old, white, and republican?
In all the world, none can compare, I am a tiny weaver; my deadly cloth so silky and fair. What am I?