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I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
What is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose?
What goes up, but never comes down?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk