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Famous for cheese, wine and saying 'ooo la la'
The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries
What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
How can you tell when a mummy has a cold?
Iβm hard as a rock and as light as a feather. Iβm passed on to one another. Poor people need me and rich people have me.