Answer:
These suck.
A red drum which sounds without being touched, and grows silent, when it is touched.
Your mother's brother's only brotherยญ-inยญ-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call two witches who live together?
The sun bakes them, The hand breaks them, The foot treads on them, And the mouth tastes them. What are they?