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What do you do with a dead chemist?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Where does a snowman keep his money?
Why are there no unemployed farmers?
What do you call someone with no body and a nose?
I fly to any foreign parts assisted by my spreading wings. My body holds an hundred hearts Nay I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride and then I mend my pace anon.