Answer:
What is Mozart doing right now?
An office supply that's shaped like a trombone.
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
What kind of murder has fiber?
Iβm hard as a rock and as light as a feather. Iβm passed on to one another. Poor people need me and rich people have me.