Answer:
What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?
A deep well full of knives
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Ahhh
what has two hands but no feet
What did the baby corn say to its mother?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?