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How can a pants pocket be empty, but still have something in it?
What did the teenager say to another teenager when they got arrested for stealing diapers?
How is a person in jail like a sinking ship?
what has two hands but no feet
Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
I fly to any foreign parts assisted by my spreading wings. My body holds an hundred hearts Nay I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride and then I mend my pace anon.