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An office supply that's shaped like a trombone.
What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
You may have to assure your date's dad that you have these kind of intentions.
Both cockroaches and illegal drug laboratories or syndicates do fear this.
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?