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What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?
What did the tree say to the leaves?
When is a car not a car?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
how many seconds are in a year?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk