Answer:
What do you say to comfort an English teacher?
Why couldn’t you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
What is a cat on ice?
What did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?