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What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
What's a cannibals favorite kind of noodle?
When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?
What did Adam and Eve lack that everyone else has?
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs and no body?
In your fire you hear me scream! Creaking and whining yet I am dead before you lay me in your hearth.