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When your undies attack you.
Men cut this by attaching a razor to a broom handle or just have their wives do it.
What is old, white, republican, old, white, republican, and old, white, and republican?
What do call a dinosaur without gold?
The sun bakes them, The hand breaks them, The foot treads on them, And the mouth tastes them. What are they?