Answer:
What did the tree say to the leaves?
What is a cat on ice?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
If someone offers you one of these, they had a successful fishing trip or their band just broke up.
I am the black cloak of the road
you hold my tail while I fish for you