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Where can you find success before work?
What kind of dog has no tail?
Emily was gossiping with her friends and told them that she was sure Josh was a drunk because she always saw his car parked in front of the bar. Josh overheard this and decided he was going to use his car to get back at her by making everyone think she was easy. How did he do this?
What do you call a dog that sweats so much?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?