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What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?
What is old, white, republican, old, white, republican, and old, white, and republican?
How long did Cain hate his brother?
In the Tour de France, what is the position of a rider, after he passes the second placed rider?
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?