Answer:
These suck.
In the Tour de France, what is the position of a rider, after he passes the second placed rider?
There is an ancient invention. Still used in some parts of the world today. That allows people to see through walls.
If you're on a diet, smelling a fresh pan of brownies could be described as this.
Two birds, trying to balance in one twig.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?