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What can you always count on?
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?
If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?
Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the squirrel swim on it’s back?
I touch the Earth, I touch the sky, but if I touch you, you’ll likely die. What am I?