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What did Physics say to History when they are arguing?
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries
A elephant fell in a swimming pool.How the elephant will come up from swimming pool?
What do elves learn in school?
This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
Thousands lay up gold within this house. But no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.