Answer:
If someone offers you one of these, they had a successful fishing trip or their band just broke up.
eat an apple every day keeps the doctor away
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
What did the teenager say to another teenager when they got arrested for stealing diapers?
What is the difference between love and marriage?
A leathery snake, with a stinging bite. I'll stay coiled up, unless I must fight.