Did you hear about the Giant that threw up?
It’s all over town.
Why do programmers like dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs
How much does it cost to go to Hogwarts?
A Quid each
Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To visit Pluto
How can you tell when a mummy has a cold?
He starts coffin.
What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
How do priests stay fit?
Why do plants hate math?
It gives them square roots