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What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long?
What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?
I met a man and drew his name. He tipped his hat and played my game. What is his name?
Why did the man leave his date at the restaurant?
What is worse than finding a worm in the apple you are eating?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?