What is a shark's favourite food?
Fish and ships.
Why is a river rich?
It has two banks.
Which fish costs the most?
How many rappers would it take to change a lightbulb?
None because they were all too lil to reach it.
What happens to an egg every time you look at it?
It becomes egg sighted
What's the difference between sanitizer and moisturizer?
One will burn your eyes, the other will moisturize.