Funny Riddles and Answers

The best selection of riddles and answers, for all ages and categories

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What did Physics say to History when they are arguing?

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What did the teenager say to another teenager when they got arrested for stealing diapers?

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What social media website is a favorite among teens who don’t like to share their bedrooms?

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How many teenagers does it take to empty the trash, take it out, and put in a new garbage bag?

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I am a teacher but I have a problem. Every time the students come into my class my eyes bounce and flutter all over the place. Why is this?

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Emily was gossiping with her friends and told them that she was sure Josh was a drunk because she always saw his car parked in front of the bar. Josh overheard this and decided he was going to use his car to get back at her by making everyone think she was easy. How did he do this?

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What do you call a bear that travels between the north and South Pole?

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?

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Why shouldn't you stay close to a speaker all the time?

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What weighs less than blue ?