How many teenagers does it take to empty the trash, take it out, and put in a new garbage bag?
No idea, they don’t do it
I am a teacher but I have a problem. Every time the students come into my class my eyes bounce and flutter all over the place. Why is this?
Because the teacher can’t control her pupils
Emily was gossiping with her friends and told them that she was sure Josh was a drunk because she always saw his car parked in front of the bar. Josh overheard this and decided he was going to use his car to get back at her by making everyone think she was easy. How did he do this?
He parked his car in front of Emily’s house and left it there all night, night after night
What do you call a bear that travels between the north and South Pole?
A bi-polar bear
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
He stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Why shouldn't you stay close to a speaker all the time?
Because it hertz your ears!
What weighs less than blue ?
How can you tell which part of the turkey is the left side?
The part that was not eaten
What is brown, big and red all over?
A turkey with cranberry sauce
What do grateful, thankful, wonderful and joyful have all in common?
They are all stuffed