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What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?
how many seconds are in a year?
When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?