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What is bigger than God, more evil than the Devil, poor people have this, rich people needs this, and if you eat this, you’ll die! What am I?
What has to be broken before you can eat it?
Why couldn’t you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
what goes up but never comes down
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I am rarely touched but often held. If you are smart you'll use me well. What am I?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?