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What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Why do all kids want to be astronauts?
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
I am a shimmering field that reaches far. Yet I have no tracks and am crossed without paths.