Answer:
What hangs others yet can unintentionally hang itself?
With sharp edged wit and pointed poise. It can settle disputes without making a noise.
In marble halls as white as milk, lined with a skin as soft as silk. Within a fountain crystal-clear. A golden apple doth appear. No doors there are to this stronghold, yet thieves break in and steal the gold.
What has 4 eyes but can’t see?
Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till it's guts come out.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?