Answer:
If you are a man then your best friend will eat this for dinner.
Commits friendly home invasions one night a year.
What do cigarettes and squirrels have in common?
what is hard and dry when its out but soft and wet when itβs in
What key is the hardest to turn?
I march before armies a thousand salute me. My fall can bring victory but no one would shoot me. The wind is my lover one-legged am I. Name me and see me at home in the sky.