What water can you eat and chew?
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
Because all the fans left.
What is the least spoken language in the world?
How much does Liam cost?
A ham's worth.
Why did the squirrel swim on it’s back?
To keep it’s nuts dry.
What does Mexican food do in the beach?
They burri-toes in the sand.
How did the farmer find his wife?
He tractor down
What is Mozart doing right now?
What do cigarettes and squirrels have in common?
They're both perfectly safe until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.