Answer:
The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine
How do priests stay fit?
What’s the size of an elephant but weighs nothing
Everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions but none of them work.
What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?