Answer:
An office supply that's shaped like a trombone.
What do you call it when a dinosaur farts?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Why did Superman flush the toilet?
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Draculaโs response?
Iโm hard as a rock and as light as a feather. Iโm passed on to one another. Poor people need me and rich people have me.