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I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
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Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
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Often cooked as fillet, this meat comes from an animal that swims underwater.
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